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Don't Rock the Boat

Don't Rock the Boat

DON’T ROCK THE BOAT


In a wild ride down the Thames, the tranquil river waters turn into a storm in a teapot as Robin Hawdon's brilliant comedy unfolds!


Picture this. Brash, self-made property tycoon Arthur Bullhead is on a mission to seal the deal of his dreams. But instead of a boardroom, he chooses the quirky setting of his converted riverside barge, the Bunty, for a weekend getaway with the local planning committee chairman and his unsuspecting family.


Little do they know, Bullhead's idea of a relaxing weekend involves more chaos than calm. With personalities clashing like bumper cars at a fairground, the stage is set for a comedy of errors. Bullhead's shady business tactics clash with the straight-laced Coombes family's morals faster than you can say "high tide."


As the weekend unfolds, Bullhead's antics leave the Coombes in knots, with his offer dangling like a carrot on a fishing line. But will they take the bait, or will they stage a mutiny on the Bunty?! With Bullhead's skittish wife Mary and rebellious daughter Shirley adding fuel to the fire, it's a recipe for hilarity that'll leave you in stitches!


Book Tickets

Wednesday 13 Aug 20258:15pm
Thursday 14 Aug 20258:15pm
Friday 15 Aug 20258:15pm
Saturday 16 Aug 20252:15pm8:15pm
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Saturday 30 Aug 20252:15pm8:15pm
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Friday 5 Sep 20258:15pm
Saturday 6 Sep 20252:15pm8:15pm

The Importance of Being Earnest

The Importance of Being Earnest

A one-hour immersive production in our restaurant from the creators of our previous immersive shows, STILL LIFE and TWELFTH NIGHT.


With a cup of tea, cucumber sandwich and a slice of Victorian wit and decadence, come and immerse yourself in the world of Oscar Wilde's greatest romantic comedy of manners!  The talented company will spin this joyous and witty play around you with all the music played and sung live, whilst you enjoy your afternoon or high tea! Two show a day at 2:15pm and 6:15pm.

Book Tickets

Tuesday 9 Sep 20252:15pm6:15pm
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