DON’T ROCK THE BOAT

In a wild ride down the Thames, the tranquil river waters turn into a storm in a teapot as Robin Hawdon's brilliant comedy unfolds!

Picture this. Brash, self-made property tycoon Arthur Bullhead is on a mission to seal the deal of his dreams. But instead of a boardroom, he chooses the quirky setting of his converted riverside barge, the Bunty, for a weekend getaway with the local planning committee chairman and his unsuspecting family.

Little do they know, Bullhead's idea of a relaxing weekend involves more chaos than calm. With personalities clashing like bumper cars at a fairground, the stage is set for a comedy of errors. Bullhead's shady business tactics clash with the straight-laced Coombes family's morals faster than you can say "high tide."

As the weekend unfolds, Bullhead's antics leave the Coombes in knots, with his offer dangling like a carrot on a fishing line. But will they take the bait, or will they stage a mutiny on the Bunty?! With Bullhead's skittish wife Mary and rebellious daughter Shirley adding fuel to the fire, it's a recipe for hilarity that'll leave you in stitches!

A one-hour immersive production in our restaurant from the creators of our previous immersive shows, STILL LIFE and TWELFTH NIGHT.

With a cup of tea, cucumber sandwich and a slice of Victorian wit and decadence, come and immerse yourself in the world of Oscar Wilde's greatest romantic comedy of manners!  The talented company will spin this joyous and witty play around you with all the music played and sung live, whilst you enjoy your afternoon or high tea! Two show a day at 2:15pm and 6:15pm.

CELEBRATING 65 YEARS OF THE SHADOWS

The Shadows were undoubtedly the UK’s (and arguably the world’s) most successful instrumental group.  When ‘Apache’ topped the charts in 1960, it paved the way for a raft of chart successes that spanned five decades.

Returning to The Mill for their fifteenth visit, The Bourne Again Shadows reproduce these classic sounds with striking authenticity:

’'This band’s tribute to The Shadows is not only faithful, but immaculate.  Close your eyes and it could be 1960.  It’s the real deal and shouldn’t be missed'

Mike Hurst, The Springfields

As well as playing classic hits like Apache, Kontiki, Wonderful Land, Dance On and Foot-tapper, the band also draws on The Shadows extensive back catalogue of EP and LP tracks.

So join us on 13th September: we guarantee you will be tapping your feet down memory lane.

 

A Stage Adaptation of Gerald Durrell's haunting short story THE ENTRANCE, adapted by Dugald Bruce-Lockheart,

step into the shadowy corridors of a crumbling English manor where the past refuses to rest.

This atmospheric stage adaptation tells the unsettling story of a bookseller who uncovers an ancient, hidden doorway in an old country house – and the ghostly terror that lurks behind it. As the boundary between the living and the dead blurs, secrets long buried come to light, leading to a chilling confrontation with a force beyond human understanding.

Prepare for a night of suspense, tension, and a creeping sense of dread. Will you dare look at the Shadow In The Mirror?

4 for 3 offer on weekday evenings expires 31st May 2025.

Join us as Jimmy and our amazing live band take you down the Yellow Brick Road with two hours of glorious Elton hits, including, Saturday Night's Alright, Crocodile Rock, I Guess That’s Why They Call It The Blues, Daniel, I’m Still Standing, Philadelphia Freedom, Your Song and many many more.

With dazzling costumes, stunning vocals and sensational piano solos, we take you on a journey through Elton’s life and career, the highs and the lows with many a laugh brought to life, live on stage. This show has it all!

Get ready for the ultimate feel-good show celebrating the music of legendary hitmakers Lionel Richie and Diana Ross.

Starring a sensational cast and packed with Motown classics and timeless smash hits such as ‘I’m Coming Out’, ‘Dancing On The Ceiling’, ‘Upside Down’, ‘Say You Say Me’, ‘Chain Reaction’, ‘All Night Long’ and many more, Endless Love is an electrifying, joyful and emotional rollercoaster guaranteed to get you on your feet!

This wonderfully produced show brilliantly captures the glitz, glamour and sentiment of soaring love songs with audiences rocking out to 80s classics and gettin’ down to outright dancefloor fillers. It’s a wonderful night no music fan will want to miss.

When you think Reggae, there is only one name that comes to your mind. The legend that was Bob Marley.

Legend, the music of Bob Marley is an unforgettable evening celebrating this musical icon in one fantastic stage show extravaganza. Combining his superb, distinctive vocals with flawless musicianship, and a supremely talented cast.

Together they recreate the timeless hits Could You Be Loved, Is This Love, One Love, No Woman No Cry, Three Little Birds, Jammin’, Buffalo Soldier, Stir It Up, Get Up Stand Up, Exodus, Waiting in Vain, Satisfy My Soul, Iron Lion Zion, I Shot the Sheriff and many more reggae classics.

This two-hour rasta spectacular, showcasing the magic of Marley, will leave audiences on a natural high. Legend – The Music of Bob Marley captures the charisma and culture of an icon gone too soon.