DON’T ROCK THE BOAT

In a wild ride down the Thames, the tranquil river waters turn into a storm in a teapot as Robin Hawdon's brilliant comedy unfolds!

Picture this. Brash, self-made property tycoon Arthur Bullhead is on a mission to seal the deal of his dreams. But instead of a boardroom, he chooses the quirky setting of his converted riverside barge, the Bunty, for a weekend getaway with the local planning committee chairman and his unsuspecting family.

Little do they know, Bullhead's idea of a relaxing weekend involves more chaos than calm. With personalities clashing like bumper cars at a fairground, the stage is set for a comedy of errors. Bullhead's shady business tactics clash with the straight-laced Coombes family's morals faster than you can say "high tide."

As the weekend unfolds, Bullhead's antics leave the Coombes in knots, with his offer dangling like a carrot on a fishing line. But will they take the bait, or will they stage a mutiny on the Bunty?! With Bullhead's skittish wife Mary and rebellious daughter Shirley adding fuel to the fire, it's a recipe for hilarity that'll leave you in stitches!

THE SHADOW IN THE MIRROR

A Stage Adaptation of Gerald Durrell's haunting short story THE ENTRANCE, adapted by Dugald Bruce-Lockheart,

step into the shadowy corridors of a crumbling English manor where the past refuses to rest.

This atmospheric stage adaptation tells the unsettling story of a bookseller who uncovers an ancient, hidden doorway in an old country house – and the ghostly terror that lurks behind it. As the boundary between the living and the dead blurs, secrets long buried come to light, leading to a chilling confrontation with a force beyond human understanding.

Prepare for a night of suspense, tension, and a creeping sense of dread. Will you dare look at the Shadow In The Mirror?

MY FAIR LADY

The story of Eliza Doolittle - the cockney flower girl who speaks in 'yowls' and not 'vowels', plucked off the streets of London by the arrogant Professor Higgins declaring he can pass her off as a Duchess in six months - has rightfully captivated audiences for decades.

Add to this an unforgettable score including songs 'Wouldn't It Be Loverly?', 'On The Street Where You Live' and 'I Could Have Danced All Night' and MY FAIR LADY's phenomenal success worldwide is readily understood.

Following the award winning success of GYPSY, and the popularity of previous musicals HIGH SOCIETY and GUYS & DOLLS, we are delighted to welcome back director Joseph Pitcher to revive his highly successful production from 2017.  MY FAIR LADY promises to be a glorious revival of a Mill favourite and a theatrical event not to be missed.