DON’T ROCK THE BOAT

In a wild ride down the Thames, the tranquil river waters turn into a storm in a teapot as Robin Hawdon's brilliant comedy unfolds!

Picture this. Brash, self-made property tycoon Arthur Bullhead is on a mission to seal the deal of his dreams. But instead of a boardroom, he chooses the quirky setting of his converted riverside barge, the Bunty, for a weekend getaway with the local planning committee chairman and his unsuspecting family.

Little do they know, Bullhead's idea of a relaxing weekend involves more chaos than calm. With personalities clashing like bumper cars at a fairground, the stage is set for a comedy of errors. Bullhead's shady business tactics clash with the straight-laced Coombes family's morals faster than you can say "high tide."

As the weekend unfolds, Bullhead's antics leave the Coombes in knots, with his offer dangling like a carrot on a fishing line. But will they take the bait, or will they stage a mutiny on the Bunty?! With Bullhead's skittish wife Mary and rebellious daughter Shirley adding fuel to the fire, it's a recipe for hilarity that'll leave you in stitches!

THE SHADOW IN THE MIRROR

A Stage Adaptation of Gerald Durrell's haunting short story THE ENTRANCE, adapted by Dugald Bruce-Lockheart,

step into the shadowy corridors of a crumbling English manor where the past refuses to rest.

This atmospheric stage adaptation tells the unsettling story of a bookseller who uncovers an ancient, hidden doorway in an old country house – and the ghostly terror that lurks behind it. As the boundary between the living and the dead blurs, secrets long buried come to light, leading to a chilling confrontation with a force beyond human understanding.

Prepare for a night of suspense, tension, and a creeping sense of dread. Will you dare look at the Shadow In The Mirror?

MY FAIR LADY

The story of Eliza Doolittle - the cockney flower girl who speaks in 'yowls' and not 'vowels', plucked off the streets of London by the arrogant Professor Higgins declaring he can pass her off as a Duchess in six months - has rightfully captivated audiences for decades.

Add to this an unforgettable score including songs 'Wouldn't It Be Loverly?', 'On The Street Where You Live' and 'I Could Have Danced All Night' and MY FAIR LADY's phenomenal success worldwide is readily understood.

Following the award winning success of GYPSY, and the popularity of previous musicals HIGH SOCIETY and GUYS & DOLLS, we are delighted to welcome back director Joseph Pitcher to revive his highly successful production from 2017.  MY FAIR LADY promises to be a glorious revival of a Mill favourite and a theatrical event not to be missed.

MICHAEL COONEY’S CASH ON DELIVERY

A Side-Splitting Farce of Mistaken Identity and Mayhem

Dates: February 5th – April 4th

Mention the name Cooney and your mind instantly races to uproarious comedy and belly fulls of laughs And you are absolutely spot on as this razor sharp farce is written by none other than the famous screenwriter son of The Mill’s favourite - Ray Cooney!

Michael Cooney’s CASH ON DELIVERY is a fast-paced, whirlwind of a play that has all the ingredient's for rib-tickling hilarity.  Eric Swan (aided by his Uncle George and unbeknown to his wife, Linda) has pocketed thousands of pounds through fraudulent DSS claims. When Norman Bassett (the lodger) opens the door to Mr Jenkins, the DSS Inspector, deceptive mayhem follows — as do the undertaker, bereavement counsellor, psychiatrist, Norman's fiance, a corpse, the ominous Ms Cowper and a rather rebellious washing machine!

 Chaos erupts as mistaken identities, frantic cover-ups, and rapid-fire misunderstandings spiral out of control. With doors slamming, secrets spilling, and an endless parade of outrageous characters, no one is safe from the madness.

Filled with Cooney’s trademark witty dialogue, lightning timing, and an avalanche of comic twists, CASH ON DELIVERY promises a night of unrelenting fun and pure theatrical escapism. You will be  holding your sides for dear life!

JACK AND SARAH

A World Premiere

Dates: April 23rd  - Jun 13th

Based on the much-loved 1995 film starring Richard E. Grant and Dame Judi Dench, JACK AND SARAH is a heartwarming, witty, and unexpected romantic comedy about finding love, family, and second chances in the most unlikely places.

When Jack, a workaholic lawyer, is suddenly left to raise his baby daughter alone, his carefully ordered world unravels. Enter Amy, a free-spirited au pair with a big heart and an even bigger personality. Against all odds, and with a little help (and hindrance) from an eccentric cast of family and friends, their two very different worlds collide in the most surprising and life-affirming way.

 

Packed with sharp humour, tender moments, and a generous dose of 90s charm, JACK AND SARAH is a joyous new production about the messy, unpredictable enchantment of life and love.

Shear Madness

YOU are the detective in this wildly entertaining whodunit!

Welcome to Shear Madness! The internationally acclaimed, record-breaking comedy where the audience isn’t just watching the show… you're in it.

Set in the lively and offbeat Shear Madness hair salon, the day begins like any other, full of eccentric clients and colourful banter. But everything turns upside down when the mysterious woman upstairs is found murdered, and suddenly, everyone’s a suspect! Who had the motive? Who had the opportunity? And who’s hiding something in plain sight?

That’s where YOU come in.

Armed with sharp wit and a keen eye for detail, the audience works alongside the characters, following the trail of clues, laughing through the chaos, and questioning suspects live on stage. Every twist, alibi, and outrageous revelation is shaped by the audience's choices, leading to a different ending every night. It’s an irresistibly clever mix of classic murder mystery, fast-paced improv, and laugh-out-loud comedy that keeps you guessing, and giggling, until the very end.

With over 13.8 million fans around the world, smash-hit productions in over 50 cities, and the title of longest-running play in US history according to the Guinness Book of World Records, Shear Madness is more than just a show…it’s a theatrical phenomenon!

Now, this global comedy sensation arrives in Sonning. Get ready for a night of mystery, mischief, and madcap mayhem like you’ve never experienced before!

 Agatha Christie’s THE MIRROR CRACK’D

A Miss Marple Mystery Adapted by Rachel Wagstaff

Dates: Sept 4th to October 31st

A picture-perfect village. A glittering party. A chilling murder.

When a glamorous film star returns to St. Mary Mead and throws an opulent gathering at Gossington Hall, the evening ends in sudden, shocking death. As gossip ripples through the close-knit community, one guest begins to see the sinister patterns others overlook ... the ever-watchful Miss Marple.

In a world of dazzling façades and hidden grudges, nothing is quite as it seems. As Miss Marple peels back layers of lies and long-held secrets, she uncovers a heart-stopping story of obsession, betrayal and revenge.

Agatha Christie’s The Mirror Crack’d, masterfully adapted by Rachel Wagstaff (The Da Vinci Code, The Girl On The Train, Death Comes To Pemberley), is a spellbinding, atmospheric thriller packed with sharp dialogue, unexpected twists and an unforgettable cast of characters.

Trust no one. Suspect everyone. And whatever you do, don’t miss this gripping new production!