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Don't Rock the Boat

Don't Rock the Boat

DON’T ROCK THE BOAT


In a wild ride down the Thames, the tranquil river waters turn into a storm in a teapot as Robin Hawdon's brilliant comedy unfolds!


Picture this. Brash, self-made property tycoon Arthur Bullhead is on a mission to seal the deal of his dreams. But instead of a boardroom, he chooses the quirky setting of his converted riverside barge, the Bunty, for a weekend getaway with the local planning committee chairman and his unsuspecting family.


Little do they know, Bullhead's idea of a relaxing weekend involves more chaos than calm. With personalities clashing like bumper cars at a fairground, the stage is set for a comedy of errors. Bullhead's shady business tactics clash with the straight-laced Coombes family's morals faster than you can say "high tide."


As the weekend unfolds, Bullhead's antics leave the Coombes in knots, with his offer dangling like a carrot on a fishing line. But will they take the bait, or will they stage a mutiny on the Bunty?! With Bullhead's skittish wife Mary and rebellious daughter Shirley adding fuel to the fire, it's a recipe for hilarity that'll leave you in stitches!


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Friday 11 Jul 20258:15pm
Saturday 12 Jul 20252:15pm8:15pm
Wednesday 16 Jul 20258:15pm
Thursday 17 Jul 20258:15pm

In Conversation with Peter Egan

In Conversation with Peter Egan

In Conversation with Peter Egan


We are delighted to welcome back actor Peter Egan - Renowned for his appearances in EVER DECREASING CIRCLES, DOWNTON ABBEY, AFTER LIFE with Ricky Gervais and of course The Mill’s first Artistic Director.


The conversation and Q&A will happen in the theatre followed by Afternoon Tea in the Waterwheel Bar.


Thursday, July 17th 2025


1pm to 4.30pm


Tickets £45

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Thursday 17 Jul 20251:00pm
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