MICHAEL COONEY’S CASH ON DELIVERY

A Side-Splitting Farce of Mistaken Identity and Mayhem

Dates: February 5th – April 4th

Mention the name Cooney and your mind instantly races to uproarious comedy and belly fulls of laughs And you are absolutely spot on as this razor sharp farce is written by none other than the famous screenwriter son of The Mill’s favourite - Ray Cooney!

Michael Cooney’s CASH ON DELIVERY is a fast-paced, whirlwind of a play that has all the ingredient's for rib-tickling hilarity.  Eric Swan (aided by his Uncle George and unbeknown to his wife, Linda) has pocketed thousands of pounds through fraudulent DSS claims. When Norman Bassett (the lodger) opens the door to Mr Jenkins, the DSS Inspector, deceptive mayhem follows — as do the undertaker, bereavement counsellor, psychiatrist, Norman's fiance, a corpse, the ominous Ms Cowper and a rather rebellious washing machine!

 Chaos erupts as mistaken identities, frantic cover-ups, and rapid-fire misunderstandings spiral out of control. With doors slamming, secrets spilling, and an endless parade of outrageous characters, no one is safe from the madness.

Filled with Cooney’s trademark witty dialogue, lightning timing, and an avalanche of comic twists, CASH ON DELIVERY promises a night of unrelenting fun and pure theatrical escapism. You will be  holding your sides for dear life!

WE THREE KINGS - of Rock 'n' Roll

A two hour uplifting show to celebrate the music of three icons of Rock n Roll

Roy Orbison, Buddy Holly, & Elvis Presley.

Ticket includes a delicious 2 course dinner.

Roy Orbison played by Steve Place will perform the hits from ‘In Dreams’, to ‘I Drove all Night’ with hit after hit. If you close your eyes, you will believe Roy is back in the room!

Marc Robinson and his four-piece Band ‘The Counterfeit Crickets’ pay attention to detail with a tribute to Buddy Holly, with authentic attire, horned rimmed glasses and the famous Stratocaster Guitar. Marc Robinson from the original ‘Stars in their Eyes’ Show and ‘Buddy’ The Musical, creates nostalgic memories with songs that include…‘Heartbeat’, ‘It Doesn’t Matter Anymore’, ‘Peggy Sue’ and ‘True Love Ways’!

ELVIS, what more can you say, the King of Rock n Roll himself, hit after hit from….. ‘That’s all-right Mama’, ‘G.I. Blues’, & ‘Jailhouse Rock’.From the ‘BBC Elvis Show’ and many more Hit Shows around Great Britain and Europe, Steve Halliday, with authentic costume changes will transport you back to the days when Rock n Roll was King!

Three West End Artists celebrating the music of Three Kings of Rock n Roll! Will Rock n Roll in Sonning Eye ever Die? That’ll be the Day!

Laughs & Illusions! - An evening of Magic and Comedy

Join your host Dan Hudson for an Evening of Laughs and Illusions, Magicians and Comedians team up to bring you an unforgettable night of side splitting comedy and jaw dropping magic.

"Show may contain themes and language of an adult nature"

No meal/food available with this performance.