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Cash on Delivery

Cash on Delivery

MICHAEL COONEY’S CASH ON DELIVERY


A Side-Splitting Farce of Mistaken Identity and Mayhem


Dates: February 5th – April 4th


Mention the name Cooney and your mind instantly races to uproarious comedy and belly fulls of laughs And you are absolutely spot on as this razor sharp farce is written by none other than the famous screenwriter son of The Mill’s favourite - Ray Cooney!


Michael Cooney’s CASH ON DELIVERY is a fast-paced, whirlwind of a play that has all the ingredient's for rib-tickling hilarity.  Eric Swan (aided by his Uncle George and unbeknown to his wife, Linda) has pocketed thousands of pounds through fraudulent DSS claims. When Norman Bassett (the lodger) opens the door to Mr Jenkins, the DSS Inspector, deceptive mayhem follows — as do the undertaker, bereavement counsellor, psychiatrist, Norman's fiance, a corpse, the ominous Ms Cowper and a rather rebellious washing machine!


 Chaos erupts as mistaken identities, frantic cover-ups, and rapid-fire misunderstandings spiral out of control. With doors slamming, secrets spilling, and an endless parade of outrageous characters, no one is safe from the madness.


Filled with Cooney’s trademark witty dialogue, lightning timing, and an avalanche of comic twists, CASH ON DELIVERY promises a night of unrelenting fun and pure theatrical escapism. You will be  holding your sides for dear life!

Book Tickets

Wednesday 25 Feb 20268:15pm
Thursday 26 Feb 20262:00pm (SHOW ONLY)8:15pm
Friday 27 Feb 20268:15pm
Saturday 28 Feb 20262:15pm8:15pm
Sunday 1 Mar 20262:15pm
Wednesday 4 Mar 20268:15pm
Thursday 5 Mar 20268:15pm
Friday 6 Mar 20268:15pm
Saturday 7 Mar 20262:15pm8:15pm
Sunday 8 Mar 20262:15pm
Wednesday 11 Mar 20268:15pm
Thursday 12 Mar 20268:15pm
Friday 13 Mar 20268:15pm
Saturday 14 Mar 20262:15pm8:15pm
Sunday 15 Mar 20262:15pm
Wednesday 18 Mar 20268:15pm
Thursday 19 Mar 20262:00pm (SHOW ONLY)8:15pm
Friday 20 Mar 20268:15pm
Saturday 21 Mar 20262:15pm8:15pm
Sunday 22 Mar 20262:15pm
Wednesday 25 Mar 20268:15pm
Thursday 26 Mar 20268:15pm

Manhattan Music presents Gimme Gimme ABBA

 Manhattan Music presents Gimme Gimme ABBA


Mannhattan Music Presents GIMME GIMME ABBA 

recreates the magic that was ABBA right in front of your eyes with unique choreography, dazzling costumes, perfected vocals and a chemistry that ignites the stage. Come and hear all the hits, including Waterloo, Dancing Queen, Mamma Mia, Voulez-Vous, Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!, Take a Chance on Me, Fernando and many more.

Book Tickets

Sunday 1 Mar 20268:15pm

Afternoon Tea and Tour

Afternoon Tea and Tour

Enjoy a 30 minute talk about the theatre's history and a talk about the theatre's costume department followed by a Q&A session, a backstage tour of the theatre and workshops and an indulgent Afternoon Tea in the Waterwheel Bar - including finger sandwiches, freshly baked scones, strawberry jam, clotted cream, homemade cakes and more.

Arrive from 1.45pm.

Q&A and tour starts at 2.15pm.

Afternoon Tea from 3.15pm.

Event finishes at approximately 4.30pm.

Book Tickets

Thursday 5 Mar 20262:15pm
Thursday 12 Mar 20262:15pm

Manhattan Music Presents The Music of James Bond

Manhattan Music Presents The Music of James Bond

Manhattan Music presents The Music of James Bond


Join members of the London Movie Orchestra and an all-star line-up of singers to celebrate the classic songs and iconic music from the James Bond films, 007 style. The London Movie Orchestra includes musicians who played on many of the James Bond soundtracks, including musical director, Chris Dean, who played on seven of the films with the John Barry Orchestra. Songs include:


From Russia with Love | Goldfinger | You Only Live Twice | We Have All the Time in the World | Diamonds Are Forever | Live and Let Die | The Man with the Golden Gun | Nobody Does It Better | Licence to Kill | GoldenEye | For Your Eyes Only | A View to a Kill | Surrender | Tomorrow Never Dies | The World Is Not Enough | Thunderball | You Know My Name | Writing’s on the Wall | No Time to Die | Skyfall

Book Tickets

Sunday 8 Mar 20268:15pm

Stand Up Comedy Night

Stand Up Comedy Night

With faces you know from TV and names you know from the circuit, you’re guaranteed a hilarious time at one of our upcoming Comedy Nights.


No meal/food available with this performance.

Book Tickets

Tuesday 10 Mar 20267:30pm (SHOW ONLY)

Manhattan Music presents The Way They Were: The Neil Diamond and Barbra Streisand Show

Manhattan Music presents The Way They Were: The Neil Diamond and Barbra Streisand Show

MANHATTAN MUSIC presents

THE WAY THEY WERE: THE NEIL DIAMOND AND BARBRA STREISAND SHOW

 Tony Wright and Julie Coupland, backed by an all-star band, perform some of the greatest hits recorded by Neil Diamond and Barbra Streisand, including Love on the Rocks, Hello Again, Cracklin’ Rosie, September Morn, People, Don’t Rain on My Parade, Evergreen, Happy Days Are Here Again and You Don’t Bring Me Flowers. This show is not to be missed!

 


Book Tickets

Sunday 15 Mar 20268:15pm
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