MICHAEL COONEY’S CASH ON DELIVERY

A Side-Splitting Farce of Mistaken Identity and Mayhem

Dates: February 5th – April 4th

Mention the name Cooney and your mind instantly races to uproarious comedy and belly fulls of laughs And you are absolutely spot on as this razor sharp farce is written by none other than the famous screenwriter son of The Mill’s favourite - Ray Cooney!

Michael Cooney’s CASH ON DELIVERY is a fast-paced, whirlwind of a play that has all the ingredient's for rib-tickling hilarity.  Eric Swan (aided by his Uncle George and unbeknown to his wife, Linda) has pocketed thousands of pounds through fraudulent DSS claims. When Norman Bassett (the lodger) opens the door to Mr Jenkins, the DSS Inspector, deceptive mayhem follows — as do the undertaker, bereavement counsellor, psychiatrist, Norman's fiance, a corpse, the ominous Ms Cowper and a rather rebellious washing machine!

Chaos erupts as mistaken identities, frantic cover-ups, and rapid-fire misunderstandings spiral out of control. With doors slamming, secrets spilling, and an endless parade of outrageous characters, no one is safe from the madness.

Filled with Cooney’s trademark witty dialogue, lightning timing, and an avalanche of comic twists, CASH ON DELIVERY promises a night of unrelenting fun and pure theatrical escapism. You will be  holding your sides for dear life!

Enjoy a 30 minute talk about the theatre's history and a talk about the theatre's costume department followed by a Q&A session, a backstage tour of the theatre and workshops and an indulgent Afternoon Tea in the Waterwheel Bar - including finger sandwiches, freshly baked scones, strawberry jam, clotted cream, homemade cakes and more.

Arrive from 1.45pm.

Q&A and tour starts at 2.15pm.

Afternoon Tea from 3.15pm.

Event finishes at approximately 4.30pm.

Manhattan Music presents The Music of James Bond

Join members of the London Movie Orchestra and an all-star line-up of singers to celebrate the classic songs and iconic music from the James Bond films, 007 style. The London Movie Orchestra includes musicians who played on many of the James Bond soundtracks, including musical director, Chris Dean, who played on seven of the films with the John Barry Orchestra. Songs include:

From Russia with Love | Goldfinger | You Only Live Twice | We Have All the Time in the World | Diamonds Are Forever | Live and Let Die | The Man with the Golden Gun | Nobody Does It Better | Licence to Kill | GoldenEye | For Your Eyes Only | A View to a Kill | Surrender | Tomorrow Never Dies | The World Is Not Enough | Thunderball | You Know My Name | Writing’s on the Wall | No Time to Die | Skyfall

MANHATTAN MUSIC presents

THE WAY THEY WERE: THE NEIL DIAMOND AND BARBRA STREISAND SHOW

 Tony Wright and Julie Coupland, backed by an all-star band, perform some of the greatest hits recorded by Neil Diamond and Barbra Streisand, including Love on the Rocks, Hello Again, Cracklin’ Rosie, September Morn, People, Don’t Rain on My Parade, Evergreen, Happy Days Are Here Again and You Don’t Bring Me Flowers. This show is not to be missed!

 

Laughs & Illusions! - An evening of Magic and Comedy

Join your host Dan Hudson for an Evening of Laughs and Illusions, Magicians and Comedians team up to bring you an unforgettable night of side splitting comedy and jaw dropping magic.

"Show may contain themes and language of an adult nature"

No meal/food available with this performance.

MICHAEL COONEY’S CASH ON DELIVERY

A Side-Splitting Farce of Mistaken Identity and Mayhem

THESE ARE 'SHOW ONLY' PERFORMANCES no food will be served beforehand

Mention the name Cooney and your mind instantly races to uproarious comedy and belly fulls of laughs And you are absolutely spot on as this razor sharp farce is written by none other than the famous screenwriter son of The Mill’s favourite - Ray Cooney!

Michael Cooney’s CASH ON DELIVERY is a fast-paced, whirlwind of a play that has all the ingredient's for rib-tickling hilarity.  Eric Swan (aided by his Uncle George and unbeknown to his wife, Linda) has pocketed thousands of pounds through fraudulent DSS claims. When Norman Bassett (the lodger) opens the door to Mr Jenkins, the DSS Inspector, deceptive mayhem follows — as do the undertaker, bereavement counsellor, psychiatrist, Norman's fiance, a corpse, the ominous Ms Cowper and a rather rebellious washing machine!

 Chaos erupts as mistaken identities, frantic cover-ups, and rapid-fire misunderstandings spiral out of control. With doors slamming, secrets spilling, and an endless parade of outrageous characters, no one is safe from the madness.

Filled with Cooney’s trademark witty dialogue, lightning timing, and an avalanche of comic twists, CASH ON DELIVERY promises a night of unrelenting fun and pure theatrical escapism. You will be  holding your sides for dear life!

Come and relive the biggest rock classic anthems performed live by the best rock tribute show the UK has to offer.

Performing up to two hours of classic rock anthems from artists such as Eric Clapton, Led Zeppelin, Queen, Pink Floyd, Deep Purple, Free, The Eagles, Jimi Hendrix to name but a few!!

The Classic Rock Show is performed by highly talented musicians and singers that have a wealth of experience in the music industry and entertainment world and are always in high demand! Together they recreate live, the biggest and best classic rock anthems with outstanding energy and stunning accuracy!

Having performed to a huge array of major clients in concert halls and venues across the world, they never cease to amaze audiences time and time again.

Originally formed in 2005 The Classic Rock Show rapidly gained a reputation as one of the most sought after and entertaining classic rock tribute shows.

West End at the Mill

Adam Linstead brings the West End to the Mill at Sonning featuring West End singers and musicians performing all the hits from Rogers & Hammerstein through to Andrew Lloyd Webber and beyond. A classic evening of eclectic Musical Theatre.

When the Easter Bunny Lost her Bounce!

From the creators of The Doorstep Elves comes a brand new interactive Easter show!

The Easter Bunny has lost her bounce — and without it, Easter just won’t be the same! Join her on a joyful adventure filled with music, laughter, and plenty of audience participation as she discovers the true meaning of identity, mindfulness, and friendship.

A heart-warming story for the whole family — sometimes we all need a little help putting the spring back in our step!